Terrorist Sleeper Cell Groups Discovered in Local Churches
Jesus told them another parable: “The kingdom of heaven is like a man who sowed good seed in his field. But while everyone was sleeping, his enemy came and sowed weeds among the wheat, and went away. When the wheat sprouted and formed heads, then the weeds also appeared. The owner’s servants came to him and said, 'Sir, didn't you sow good seed in your field? Where then did the weeds come from?’ ‘An enemy did this’ he replied. The servants asked him, 'Do you want us to go and pull them up?’ ‘No,’ he answered, ‘because while you are pulling the weeds, you may root up the wheat with them. Let both grow together until the harvest. At that time I will tell the harvesters: First collect the weeds and tie them in bundles to be burned; then gather the wheat and bring it into my barn.’ (Matthew. 24-30)
This Just In: Through multiple reports, it has been discovered that terrorist cell groups have been operating within local congregations in our area. In fact, unbeknownst to many, these sleeper cells have been deviously planted in many of the churches throughout our nation. Their objective is to disrupt the effectiveness of what they consider to be the greatest threat to their selfish aspirations – the Church of the Risen Savior. Church security officials have recently discovered and released the names of these terrorists. The names of these groups are Bin Sleeping, Bin Arguing, Bin Complaining, Bin Fighting, Bin Missin and Bin Sinnin. All of these groups have been linked to their scheming leader, Osama Bin Lucifer – a well known notorious enemy to all those who love the Lord. It seems the anti-God extremist, Bin Lucifer has been working overtime to train these groups in his radical obsession to destroy the body of Christ. Through a system of mind and heart control Bin Lucifer convinces his followers to blend with local congregations and then cunningly work to inject disorder. Their plan is to infiltrate churches disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy its leadership and members.
Early reports of a seventh cell group proved false. A tiny cell known by the name of Bin Workin is actually the only effective counter-terrorism force in the church. This cell group is normally easy to detect. Most often it is the smallest group within the congregation and is also the only group that is active in service to Jesus. Unlike the true terrorist cells, the Bin Workin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. If often opposes the complacency and apathy Bin Lucifer followers advocate. The Bin Workin team has complete faith in our Commander in Chief, Jesus Christ and follows His Field Guide and Operations Manual, the Bible without question or reservation. Bin Workin visibly does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. It has been observed that the Bin Workin cell group has a number of important members which provide the foundation of its amazing effectiveness. Included is this groups are those who have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Praying and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.
Please Note: Do not be surprised if a sleeper cell is discovered in your church. In the recently discovered parable in Matt. 13 above, our Lord and Savior Jesus warned his followers that such things will happen. Our great Commander in Chief is well aware of the scheming plans of the enemy. He knew that the enemy would maliciously creep into the same field where He was working and attempt to disrupt kingdom activity. Jesus used an agricultural illustration to prepare and equip his sons and daughters. He talks about a farmer who sows his field with wheat seeds. And then an enemy comes along and sows seeds of tares – probably a type of rye grass that produces nothing but looks the same as wheat as it is maturing. The weeds take up space, use the resources, and enjoy the cultivation of the farmer, but give nothing back in regard to harvest. It is an insidious plan that normally wouldn’t be discovered until it is too late to do anything about it.
At first the field workers want to go through the fields and pull the weeds out by the roots. But the farmer wisely counsels them not to do so, for if they followed that course of action, they would destroy the good crop along with the bad. He says leave the weeds alone. Let the weeds grow along with the good crop. For when harvest time comes it will be very easy to distinguish the good crop from the weed. At that point, the weeds will be gathered and burned and the good crop will be gathered in.
What’s the point of the parable? Simple – Every weed has its day. Practice patience and keep your hand to the plow accepting the fact that in this world, tares and wheat will be growing together. Churches are filled with wheat and weeds growing alongside of each other. There are those who produce – and there are those who simply take up space and seemingly exist to cause problems. It is the nature of the battle in which we are engaged. But there is coming a day when a separation will take place. The reward of that day for the working faithful will more than compensate for the disruptions and difficulties that come along as we work the field. The judgment of that day for the pretenders will cause them to regret their misplaced allegiance throughout all eternity.
Be Advised: Undoubtedly, there are sleeper cells among us. The Office of Church Home Security (Heaven) has issued instructions to be on the alert. If a sleeper is discovered within your congregation, do not be alarmed! Do your very best to instruct them that by the grace of our loving Heavenly Father, they can defect from the ranks of the enemy and become a soldier in the Lord’s army. Be encouraged as you continue to fight the good fight of faith.
Live the Victorious Life,
PT
This Just In: Through multiple reports, it has been discovered that terrorist cell groups have been operating within local congregations in our area. In fact, unbeknownst to many, these sleeper cells have been deviously planted in many of the churches throughout our nation. Their objective is to disrupt the effectiveness of what they consider to be the greatest threat to their selfish aspirations – the Church of the Risen Savior. Church security officials have recently discovered and released the names of these terrorists. The names of these groups are Bin Sleeping, Bin Arguing, Bin Complaining, Bin Fighting, Bin Missin and Bin Sinnin. All of these groups have been linked to their scheming leader, Osama Bin Lucifer – a well known notorious enemy to all those who love the Lord. It seems the anti-God extremist, Bin Lucifer has been working overtime to train these groups in his radical obsession to destroy the body of Christ. Through a system of mind and heart control Bin Lucifer convinces his followers to blend with local congregations and then cunningly work to inject disorder. Their plan is to infiltrate churches disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy its leadership and members.
Early reports of a seventh cell group proved false. A tiny cell known by the name of Bin Workin is actually the only effective counter-terrorism force in the church. This cell group is normally easy to detect. Most often it is the smallest group within the congregation and is also the only group that is active in service to Jesus. Unlike the true terrorist cells, the Bin Workin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. If often opposes the complacency and apathy Bin Lucifer followers advocate. The Bin Workin team has complete faith in our Commander in Chief, Jesus Christ and follows His Field Guide and Operations Manual, the Bible without question or reservation. Bin Workin visibly does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. It has been observed that the Bin Workin cell group has a number of important members which provide the foundation of its amazing effectiveness. Included is this groups are those who have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Praying and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.
Please Note: Do not be surprised if a sleeper cell is discovered in your church. In the recently discovered parable in Matt. 13 above, our Lord and Savior Jesus warned his followers that such things will happen. Our great Commander in Chief is well aware of the scheming plans of the enemy. He knew that the enemy would maliciously creep into the same field where He was working and attempt to disrupt kingdom activity. Jesus used an agricultural illustration to prepare and equip his sons and daughters. He talks about a farmer who sows his field with wheat seeds. And then an enemy comes along and sows seeds of tares – probably a type of rye grass that produces nothing but looks the same as wheat as it is maturing. The weeds take up space, use the resources, and enjoy the cultivation of the farmer, but give nothing back in regard to harvest. It is an insidious plan that normally wouldn’t be discovered until it is too late to do anything about it.
At first the field workers want to go through the fields and pull the weeds out by the roots. But the farmer wisely counsels them not to do so, for if they followed that course of action, they would destroy the good crop along with the bad. He says leave the weeds alone. Let the weeds grow along with the good crop. For when harvest time comes it will be very easy to distinguish the good crop from the weed. At that point, the weeds will be gathered and burned and the good crop will be gathered in.
What’s the point of the parable? Simple – Every weed has its day. Practice patience and keep your hand to the plow accepting the fact that in this world, tares and wheat will be growing together. Churches are filled with wheat and weeds growing alongside of each other. There are those who produce – and there are those who simply take up space and seemingly exist to cause problems. It is the nature of the battle in which we are engaged. But there is coming a day when a separation will take place. The reward of that day for the working faithful will more than compensate for the disruptions and difficulties that come along as we work the field. The judgment of that day for the pretenders will cause them to regret their misplaced allegiance throughout all eternity.
Be Advised: Undoubtedly, there are sleeper cells among us. The Office of Church Home Security (Heaven) has issued instructions to be on the alert. If a sleeper is discovered within your congregation, do not be alarmed! Do your very best to instruct them that by the grace of our loving Heavenly Father, they can defect from the ranks of the enemy and become a soldier in the Lord’s army. Be encouraged as you continue to fight the good fight of faith.
Live the Victorious Life,
PT
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